STRL Racing League

_To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity _
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1. **At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sun glasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. **
See If They Slow Down. *

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2. **Page Yourself Over The Intercom. **Don't Disguise Your Voice. **! **

3. **Every Time Someone Asks You **To **Do Something, **ask If They
Want Fries with that. **

4. ** **Put Decaf In The **Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks **. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their **Caffeine Addictions, *
*Switch to Espresso.

5. **In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write **' **For **Marijuana' **

6. **Skip **down the hall **Rather Than Walk **and see how many looks
you get. **

7. **Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, **with a serious
face. **

8. **Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is **'To Go'.

9. **Sing Along At The Opera. **

10. **Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You **have a headache. **

11. **When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream **'I Won! I Won!' **

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the **Parking lot,
Yelling **'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. **Tell Your Children Over Dinner, **'Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' *
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And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity *
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14.** ** **PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER
AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.*